#1?!

So, today I saw this on my publisher’s website:

Google Translate, you and I still have some unresolved issues…

Please… Let me not wake up yet!

Side notes:
1. Evident surprised expression despite staged photo. Terrible.
2. I carry my groceries in the bags under my eyes, yep.
3. RIP glorious beard; all hail the ol’ goatee.
4. Dirty floor – I’m writing, I’m excused.
5. More Giant Hunter news to follow.